I watch those movies that Dad watches a lot and I must tell you that I think something really weird happened! I think that an alien took over my Dad and he became a Pod Person or something!
I KNOW my Dad would never take me someplace and LEAVE me there! I have a theory… I think that they started to take over his brain and he could tell there was something happening to him and THAT is why he was feeling and acting so weird the other night. He NEVER gets up THAT early to take me someplace, and he would NEVER LEAVE me either!
I think that during the night, THEY took over his brain, and made him dognap Mercy and me and take me to a place that is run by human looking aliens, and they did unspeakable things to me!
Those people there seemed nice, but they put us under bright lights and did something to put us to sleep. Then they CUT us open and did something to our insides, cause we had stitches when we woke up! I wonder what they did… Do you think they put something in, or take something out!?
You don’t know how happy I was, after I figured all of this out, to find out that my Dad had fought off the intruders in his brain and came and rescued me and Mercy from that place this morning! Now we are home, safe and sound. BG and Auntie Sadie have promised to keep an eye on things and not let THAT happen again!
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