Dott & BG Doing a Tribute to a Famous Comedy Duo

My Dad, Robert worked up this tribute and asked me to post it for him...

Dott: Well, BG, I just had puppies.

BG: Have you decided what you’re going to name them yet?

Dott: Yes, I have.

BG: Well I've not met them yet, so why don’t you tell me their names

Dott: Well, let's see who we have on the belly Bar. Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third...

BG: That's what I want to find out.

Dott: I said, Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know's on third.

BG: Are you their Mother?

Dott: Yes.

BG: And you don't know the puppies' names.

Dott: Of course I do!

BG: Well then, who's on first?

Dott: Yes.

BG: I mean the pup’s name.

Dott: Who.

BG: The first pup.

Dott: Who. That's the pup's name.

BG: That's who's name?

Dott: Yes.

BG: When you pet the first puppy, who gets the love?

Dott: He does… most every stroke of it. Sometimes his sister comes over and gets some too.

BG: Who's sister?

Dott: Yes!

BG: Look, all I'm trying to find out is, what's the pup’s name on first?

Dott: No. What is on second.

BG: I'm not asking you who's on second.

Dott: Who's on first.

BG: One spot at a time!

Dott: Well, don't change the pups around.

BG: I'm not changing nobody!

Dott: Take it easy, brother.

BG: I'm only asking you, What's the pup's name on first?

Dott: No. What is on second.

BG: I'm not asking you who's on second.

Dott: Who's on first.

BG: I don't know.

Dott: He's on third, we're not talking about him.

BG: Now how did I get on third?

Dott: You mentioned his name.

BG: If I mentioned the third pup's name, who did I say is on third?

Dott: No. Who's on first.

BG: What is next?

Dott: What's on second.

BG: I don't know.

Dott: He's on third.

BG: There I go, back on third again! Look, are there anymore?

Dott: Sure.

BG: The fourth pup's name?

Dott: Why.

BG: I just thought I'd ask you.

Dott: Well, I just thought I'd tell ya.

BG: Then tell me who's fourth.

Dott: Who's on first!

BG: I'm not talking about... Look, now I want to know what's the fourth pup's name?

Dott: No, What is on second.

BG: I'm not asking you who's on second.

Dott: Who's on first!

BG: I don't know.

Together: Third!

BG: The fourth pup's name?

Dott: Why.

BG: GRRrrrr…. I go to the pup at first. So I love on who?

Dott: Now that's the first thing you've said right.

BG: I don't even know what I'm talking about!

Dott: That's all you have to do to love on Who.

BG: OK… so, I love on who. Whoever is done getting love, then I go to second. I move my paw from Who to What, from What, I go to I Don't Know, Why? I’ve no IDEA! She's on fourth and I don't even care anymore! Makes growling sound as he trots away…