Sunday, September 6, 2009

Dott & BG Doing a Tribute to a Famous Comedy Duo

My Dad, Robert worked up this tribute and asked me to post it for him...

Dott: Well, BG, I just had puppies.
BG: Have you decided what you’re going to name them yet?

Dott: Yes, I have.

BG: Well I've not met them yet, so why don’t you tell me their names

Dott: Well, let's see who we have on the belly Bar. Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third...

BG: That's what I want to find out.

Dott: I said, Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know's on third.

BG: Are you their Mother?

Dott: Yes.

BG: And you don't know the puppies' names.

Dott: Of course I do!

BG: Well then, who's on first?

Dott: Yes.

BG: I mean the pup’s name.

Dott: Who.

BG: The first pup.

Dott: Who. That's the pup's name.

BG: That's who's name?

Dott: Yes.

BG: When you pet the first puppy, who gets the love?

Dott: He does… most every stroke of it. Sometimes his sister comes over and gets some too.

BG: Who's sister?

Dott: Yes!


BG: Look, all I'm trying to find out is, what's the pup’s name on first?

Dott: No. What is on second.

BG: I'm not asking you who's on second.

Dott: Who's on first.

BG: One spot at a time!

Dott: Well, don't change the pups around.

BG: I'm not changing nobody!

Dott: Take it easy, brother.

BG: I'm only asking you, What's the pup's name on first?

Dott: No. What is on second.

BG: I'm not asking you who's on second.

Dott: Who's on first.

BG: I don't know.

Dott: He's on third, we're not talking about him.

BG: Now how did I get on third?

Dott: You mentioned his name.

BG: If I mentioned the third pup's name, who did I say is on third?

Dott: No. Who's on first.

BG: What is next?

Dott: What's on second.

BG: I don't know.

Dott: He's on third.

BG: There I go, back on third again! Look, are there anymore?
Dott: Sure.

BG: The fourth pup's name?

Dott: Why.

BG: I just thought I'd ask you.

Dott: Well, I just thought I'd tell ya.

BG: Then tell me who's fourth.

Dott: Who's on first!

BG: I'm not talking about... Look, now I want to know what's the fourth pup's name?

Dott: No, What is on second.

BG: I'm not asking you who's on second.

Dott: Who's on first!

BG: I don't know.

Together: Third!


BG: The fourth pup's name?

Dott: Why.
BG: GRRrrrr…. I go to the pup at first. So I love on who?

Dott: Now that's the first thing you've said right.

BG: I don't even know what I'm talking about!

Dott: That's all you have to do to love on Who.

BG: OK… so, I love on who. Whoever is done getting love, then I go to second. I move my paw from Who to What, from What, I go to I Don't Know, Why? I’ve no IDEA! She's on fourth and I don't even care anymore! Makes growling sound as he trots away…

8 comments:

Angela said...

Sweet!!!! They are all soooo Sweet looking little pups!

Hugs,
Angela

MONA AND MOMMY TOO!! said...

How sweet. They are just so precious.
Mommy would just love to hold each one and smother it in kisses but then you'd never get them away from her.

{{{huggies}}}....Mona

Dory and the Mama said...

Aaawwwwwww....

Smileys!
Dory

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Khwite the khomidien/nes!

AND khwite the khute puppsters too!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

chicamom85 said...

That was fun. The babies are so sweet. I hope everydog and everyone is doing good there.

licks and sniffs,Sasha

a corgi said...

adorable puppies and cute comedy scene! hope all are well :)

betty

ClassyChassy said...

Adorable, in their own spotlights!

^..^Corgidogmama said...

Whoa...too much work for my brain to keep track of all that dialogue! Ha. Very clever...but corgi kids are clever that way. Darling pics of the new kids on the block!