Friday, May 22, 2009

Mom’s Back on That “Diet” kick Again…

DARN! Mom’s back on that “Diet” kick again! She kept wondering why I wasn’t losing weight and seemed to be gaining it, and she started paying closer attention (SPYING on me!) and caught me sneaking some of the pup’s food.

Dott, especially, tends to leave some of hers… especially if someone forgets to put her shredded cheese or some other goody on top. NOW, Mom is putting down the food bowls, WATCHING us eat, and if we don’t eat right away, she PICKS THEM BACK UP (said in a wailing tone) and puts them away!

And she doesn’t give ME nearly enough to feed a rodent!!! (Note from Mom: Aren’t you laying it on a bit thick, OC?) Ok… So she does give me carrots, a slice of yam, or some roasted chicken breast jerky as snacks in between those two TINY drops of food she feeds me in the morning and evening.

I tell you, I’m STARVING out here! Horse apples are fine for small snacks, but they aren’t very filling!

Carrots aren’t too bad,
and the pups like them a lot,
but I’M A CORGI…
not a RABBIT!

Mango, Please... come help me! You should be big enough to make her listen! Maybe if you, Travis and Khyra


Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Sorry Pal!

It is better fur woo!

Your mom won't starve woo - she'd have to answer to the authorities fur that one!

I get mini kharrots fur snakhks and fur eating my dinner.

Maybe Mango khan plead your khase!


Mango said...

Oh dear, my little short legged friends, I would help if I could, but I am starving myself. I am forced to eat large quantities of grass and rabbit poop from my yard just to keep my strength up.

Good luck.


Melissa and Emmitt said...

oh how funny!

sounds like you guys love your food as much as emmitt. pugs and corgis go together for sure!

Dozer and Coop said...

This is SHOCKING! Just a minute we are dialing the ASPCA and Best Friends Rescue. What does your Mum think you are goig to live on? Good thoughts? We think not! Mum has had us on diets for FOREVER! But she never thought of yam before and I think she is going to get the dehydrator out and make us some treats.

Listen, there is a way around this. First, go down to the Post Office and rent a P.O. Box. We will send you food and you can come down each day to your box and pick it up. Pick up the newspaper on the way back and your Mum will think you are just being a really nice Corgi. Works for us :)

Love, Dozer, Dottie and Cooper

^..^Corgidogmama said...

It's rotten to be a tubby corgi kid.
My mom only gives me one third of a cup of food in the morning and at night, and then gives me unsalted green beans, to make it look like there's a dab of food in my dish.
Like I don't catch's hard not to starve and waste away....don't these people know that corgis have needs?
And they are NOT being met around here either!
Addie....a Hoosier Tri....starving like you!

Coco - The Princess said...

Hi! This message is for Dott. It is not too late to post your diva picture! I take submissions all weekend. you have till Monday morning to post your diva picture and let me know that you are playing!

Cant wait to see what you've got!

Tail Wiggles & Puppy Nibbles,

Lady Godiva

♥ Maya ♥ said...

hey, thanks for stopping by and commenting on Must. Love. Rats.

I love comments and I try hard to get round to everyone and comment back.

I know what you mean about rat whisker kisses and they are the greatest pets.

Your corgi's like carrots? So does Travis!

Maya xx

ocmist said...

Goodness! What happened to my BLOG!!! It's got all kinds of weird sizes of fonts, etc. tonight! It wasn't like that when I double checked it when I posted it! Still... it does get the point across even better, I guess. OC

ClassyChassy said...

So funny!!! What a hoot - and great photos today!