We got an intelligence report from a courier that was shot at and damaged by the squirrels.
The report said that Commander Tank may be being held by Squirrels in the rugged mountains about an hour's drive from us.
We convinced Mom to take Dad (for his Father's Day gift) up to the mountains to relax... while we checked out the reports. Oh... Happy Father's Day, Dad...
Sure enough, there were squirrels chattering away in the trees up there!