Thursday, June 18, 2009

100 Dog Years War

Thursday OWAS Report
BG reporting :

Dott is very busy perfecting her liver treat formula. She field tested it on Mango, with his permission, as a WMD, though she hasn't told anyone her exact formula. She is trying to work out how to allow for the more compact members of OWAS, like myself, to produce enough gas to be an effective weapon. We will distribute it as soon as this happens, and may be sending out test samples to test potency among differing breeds. Consider this TOP SECRET, so only those directly involved in the testing will know the truth. (Hope their masters will be tolerant!)

While the rest of us get a little R & R, I thought I would catch you up on the history of our family’s 100 Dog Year War with the squirrels. Our battle started way back, in the days of cat –i– pults and tre-bow-shays, with Grandpa Buddy and Grandma Misty manning the huge “feline” flinging machines. As they had not yet mastered photography, here is a period drawing of one of their battles. You can even see JR, the cat that thought he was a dog. He loved OC as a grand-daughter and taught her a lot when she was a pup.

Time moved on, and they mastered new technology. First, gun powder, then the combustion engine, and finally the thing that all dogs have dreamed of for millennia... FLIGHT! This was perfected around OC’s prime and here we have a photo of OC in her old fighter... notice the string of squirrels on her plane. Even at that time, she was an ace pilot.

The Dog years rolled on, like they were putting on a new perfume. We got a brave and powerful ally, when Sadie joined the ranks. She had special training in tooth to claw fighting from her youth living by herself in the wild, and her coat made her the perfect Covert Ops member.

As you may know, there has always been tension between the Air Force and Covert Ops... one likes to make a big show of the battle and fly to the rescue, while the other likes to keep things on the "down low," and make precision strikes in the heart of enemy territory. This may be a part of what fuels Mama OC’s dislike of Sadie?

The fierce battle raged on. The squirrels kept trying to take us down and our grandparents pushed back. Our Grandma Mist took her trip across the Rainbow Bridge before we were born, but Grandpa Bud told us she was a fighter to the end. This is what we were born into... this life long battle with the squirrels. Our Grandpa Bud put us through our paces from the time we were old enough to walk.

So we grew up primed and ready for action. The battle was hard fought and I think it finally got the best of Grandpa Bud. He took his trip across the Rainbow Bridge, but we bravely fought on, now with Mama OC leading us. The main problem was funding. We had to make do with what we had, even modifying other machines into our weapons of war. Notice the modifications to this old tractor...

This type of ingenuity is what earned us the title of “The C-Team.” We did what we could, until Dott stumbled upon Commander Tank’s mighty effort. We joined as quickly as possible, for the support, and as we were already running low on supplies, and we LOVE having the new technology!

Well that about raps things up… Oh yeah, I almost forgot, because Doug is here we thought we could use him in the fight. I even gave him a special bullet RESISTANT vest.

BG signing out.

Note: As Researched by Robert Brock


chicamom85 said...

Excellant report, most informative. I had no idea the battle has been going on for so long. Of course I can't remember what happened yesterday so that might explain it. As for the gas, I am ready, willing and able to contribute. Mine is very good, when I expell it my family makes loud noises and wave their hands wildly back and forth in my direction. I take this as a compliment and try to please them whenever possible. Occasionally I get waved at when I don't even do anything but there is a bad smell coming from my Dad, I don't get that one. Keep up the good work. Be careful.

licks and sniffs, Sasha

Martha Basset said...

Well you have made our mum laugh before she sets off for work - that is always the best start to her day!
We loved your post! We absolutely loved the bullet proof vest - we are sure that will not attract attention!
Interesting to read the history of the 100 year was against the evil squirrelies!
Yes, it is in your blood - you must continue your quest, overcoming all obstacles in your way.
We wish you luck in producing the offensive gas although we think Martha could help there!!!
Have a lovely day.
love and kisses
Martha & Bailey xxxx

^..^Corgidogmama said...

You're killing me here....absolutely killing me, I'm laughing so hard!
What a crazy nut household you have!
Love it!
Good work troops!

a corgi said...

thanks for telling us how the war with the squirrels began; if Koda could, he would definitely participate in your battle; he does keep them out of our yard for sure!!

have a great weekend!!


Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Tank needs our help OWAS ASAP!

PeeEssWoo: Great work BTW!

Kritter Keeper said...

that little vest is too cute! i want to reach out and pet those sweet faces!

Dozer and Coop said...

BOL! We love the history! Great pictures!

Dozer Dottie an Cooper